Halloween Came Early This Year

"Medic 21, Engine 31, medical emergency. Third party report of an elderly obese female stuck in a door. They are attempting to get her out with a hatchet. No other information at this time." When we arrived, we found a condemned house. We walked inside to find a hoarders paradise with the wonderful aroma of cats. Eventually, we found a very confused mid thirties male passed out on a couch in the basement. He was arrested for trespassing, and we went back in service. The irony is this was not at night, or the week of Halloween. You never know what the next crazy call could be......